This Blog Needs a New Post!

Seriously, gals, this blog has been stuck in a '90's flashback since April. I feel like I need to perform CPR on this thing and get some life back into it. Sooooo
Live from the West Coast...Kelly's East Coast/West Coast musings:
1. Is "Carl Jr's" a west coast Hardee's because I'm pretty sure they have the same Star guy emblem?
2. I also think the mayonnaise changed its name out here too.
3. I saw an SUV limo the other day. Who would ride in that?
4. Why can I find Lebanon bologna out here but not back at college which is so much more closer to Lebanon (I'm talking the county not the country, although it's closer to the country too) than California is?
5. Was that a tiny earthquake or does a monster live under my bed?
6. Why haven't frozen yogurt places migrated east?
7. Why are doughnut places so abundant out here, and why haven't I had a doughnut yet?

To be continued...

This Is Kelly's Home State Right Here

I had to put this on here for my Curly Pennsylvanian, KellyPaul.

Police: Drunk Pennsylvania man tried to revive dead opossum

BY THE ASSOCIATED PRESS)
Published: March 27, 2010

PUNXSUTAWNEY - State police have charged a central Pennsylvania man with public drunkenness after he was seen giving mouth-to-mouth "resuscitation" to a long-dead opossum along a highway.

Trooper Jamie Levier says several witnesses saw 55-year-old Donald Wolfe, of Brookville, near the animal along Route 36 in Oliver Township Thursday about 3 p.m. The trooper says one person saw Wolfe kneeling before the animal and gesturing as though he were conducting a seance, while another saw the mouth-to-mouth attempt.

Levier says Wolfe was "extremely intoxicated" and "did have his mouth in the area of the animal's mouth, I guess."

The Associated Press could not locate a home telephone number for Wolfe.

Oliver Township is about 65 miles northeast of Pittsburgh.

Why, Internet, why?

Dear Internet,
You almost had me there for a moment. As I struggle to complete the hoard of projects that threatens to overwhelm me, I also struggle to avoid the temptations of your audio-visual delights. Then, thanks to Entertainment Weekly's popwatch blog, you throw this at me:
www.jaroo.com
You know that a website devoted to screening cartoons is too much of a temptation for my inner cartoon-loving child. I could not help but be intrigued by the shows you offered, some I vaguely recall from my youth and others of intriguing obscure titles that pique my interest. It's too much to bear!
But I'm on to your schemes, oh Internet. Burning the midnight oil, I watched some of these cartoons while I worked on my puppet (sewing Fraggle feet takes time!). And you know what- there's a reason why most of these shows seemed to have been dredged from oblivion and dark and forgotten recesses of my memory: they are not that good.
So, Internet, you haven't fully ensnared me in your sinister diversions....or maybe you have. I writing this blog entry now instead of doing other work.
Blast!

Kelly

What Is Going On Here?

So it's 9pm on a Thursday night. Take a moment to guess what Allie and I are doing right now. If you guessed researching string theory, you would be correct. It started with an attempt to revise Allie's screenplay, and now I'm trying to understand things like M-Theory and 10 dimensions. Meanwhile, Allie looked up information about the guy who came up with the concept of the theory. It turns out that the guy's brother is a screenwriter for House. What does this show? Those who don't become string theorists become screenwriters. Whether this is good or bad for us and our current predicament is yet to be determined.

So is this what it's like to be Sheldon Cooper?

"How Do You Make It Pretty?"

"And what's a touch question?"

Kelly basically needs her own segment, and we basically have decided to make stupid videos on Friday/Saturday nights. Plan accordingly.